Your Shit Is Wack

One of 2 catchphrases used in the song "Haters" by New Jersey Hardcore Rap Rock group "the product of control."
(The other being "Get Off My Dick").

Describing the complete and total non-originality, corniness and lack of imagination of a person or a group.

"Get up and get off my sack...
Your shit is wack."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

emergency shit

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

by justtoobad February 23, 2009

Centaur Shit

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.

I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.

by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010

Meteor Shit Shower

Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.

Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.

by Guy is Old August 25, 2010

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016

Gorilla shit

Taking a shit wherever you damn well please.

I was over yonder at the Walmart and this bitch was taking a gorilla shit right in the aisle

by Monkeylover126 September 22, 2018

Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.

Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.

by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019