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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay
by ohhistevie May 23, 2018
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Westview Secondary School (Maple Ridge)

A school more concerned about combating rural problems such as incesbian and The Paris Hilton. These problems commonly interrupt class on such important class subjects such as Chemistry and English Class. Meanwile the staff are more usually are just a bunch of Bullshit Artist.
At Westview secondary school (Maple Ridge) you know you will get an asian fail.
by Fadass February 17, 2019
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Bezos Second

The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second
Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!
by sebas15243 February 20, 2019
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4 second 1 shot

Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.
- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rufinian July 16, 2019
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The secondary school toilets

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.
Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.
by Soggy socks April 6, 2019
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sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".
Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.
by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019
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5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.
These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.
by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019
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