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john ryan

Another word for donut. Originated in the early 1950's. Became famous in homeless shelters, negro villages, and southern trailor parks. Eventually migrated into ritzier homes and villages by southern slave cooks.
Slave Number 8376540, this john ryan you cooked for breakfast just melts in my mouth!
by Diana Fairfield June 11, 2008
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ryan sheckler

A sixteen year old professional skateboarder who is known for his insanely large gaps. He turned pro at 13 and is the youngest pro to have his own shoe. He is one of the greatest street skaters of all time, and he's only 16 now!
A little kid very good at something, a child prodigy.
Woah, that kid just kickflipped a 12 stair. What a little ryan sheckler!
by bobby scratchitt April 26, 2006
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Ryan

A true ass O'G.. unstoppable. Most Ryan's are white, but their thug credentials transcend races and colors.
Pisses wherever he wants.. and on women, to mark them.
It is said that one can only become a Ryan through divine intervention. If a Ryan thought this to be true.. except no, he wouldn't... a Ryan believes in nothing higher than himself.
Staring directly into his eyes is more harmful than staring at the Sun for 6 hours straight.
The only thing soft about a Ryan is his heart... and never his dick. There are two things on a Ryan that are abnormally huge.. his heart.. and his cock.
If a Ryan were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there... and it would arrive 1-2 days early.
Fucks all day, cause he only fucks models.
Claimed to have slept with the Virgin Mary.. however he maintains, "Dat baby don't look like me!"
They make steroids from his testosterone. Users have been known to reject the steroid and their insides liquify. The divinity of Ryan genes is not for mere mortals.
It is said that Ryan eats gunpowder and shits C-4.
Never lost a fight in his life.
Ryan looks like you want to look, and fucks like you wish you could fuck.

To be a Ryan = To go hard.

Ryan? Dat dude deadly dangerous.. watch out.. and let a nigga know to cross da street when he comin.

Ay bitch, get ova here.. I'm Ryan, nice to meet you.. nice tits. (This line is immediately followed by sex so hard, the female usually blacks out at least twice and can't walk or sit down for 72 hours.)
by ryanMOapollo June 3, 2009
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Ryan And Hailey

A young couple who are deeply in love. Ryan being a wonderful guy who has a lovly smile and beautiful brown eyes.Listens to good music.Has a huge heart.He's the kind of person you would lose your virginity to or even marry, because if you did that he would love you for the rest of his life, and is very respectful.Hailey being a not so pretty but casual girl. Sometimes crazy and always embarressing.She can be obbesssive over the ones she truely loves with all her heart. Hailey and Ryan end up setteling their silly fights and end up closer to one another once its over.
I saw a Ryan and Hailey looking couple at the mall last week.
by ILoveMyFreshman June 27, 2011
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debby ryan's face

the most punchable face you've ever seen. her creepy ass smile makes you want to jump in front of a bus.
"i want the punch debby ryan's face."
"ew. debby ryan's face."
by mylefttitty April 29, 2020
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Ryan

That pole is a Ryan
by Billysmith101010101 August 26, 2016
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The Ryan

The Largest gay sexual predator south of the border, Largest in more than one way.
Dude, I just saw the Ryan, He was so big!
by Man of many genders January 3, 2019
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