Lazy River

When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.

Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.

by VinegarStrokes April 16, 2009

Whiskey River Cream Corn

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw

So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

Riverdale

An awesome small rich community which is like Westchester. The REAL Riverdale is from the Century Building to the Mount. Any crappy place (Kingsbridge, Moshulo, etc.) is NOT RIVERDALE, it is Kingsbrige or Yonkers. Almost all of the people are rich or wealthy and live in Mandsions or Large Apartment. It is very Irish and Jewish.

That place was so Riverdale.

by riverdalegal January 27, 2009

River Edge,NJ

A small forgotten town in Bergen County that has that small town fell while still being a wealthy neighbored. Their School system is great and their might be a occasional "problem" but it is still a pretty safe town. Manly Italian, Irish, and a few Asians but that is it.

wow that house in River Edge,NJ just sold for 890,000!

by Roylance100 April 20, 2011

River people

People who spend weekends on the Colorado River and other inland fresh bodies of water rather than on the Pacific. People who want spring break to never end; they are great cross pollinators of bro culture.

We got to hit the I-15 before the River people start clogging up the pass if we want to get to Vegas before midnight.

by Total Val April 15, 2017

Mohawk River

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.

I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021

swimming the red river.

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

by 517 March 28, 2009