rejectulation

An act of male masturbation (and release) post sexual denial.

Ken tried to make sweet monkey love to his wife, but she wasn't in the mood. Despite this rejection, Ken still felt the need to ejaculate. So, he found a quiet place and rubbed one out. Then he went out for ice cream.

(Rejection) (Ejaculation) Rejectulation

by TreadLightly November 23, 2013

Rejectcall

The reject call is where you call some one that has a lower level of popularity or self as teem. Basically just trying to make your self feel better.

Jockey:Hey you
PROUD geek:Yeah
Jockey: Come stand over here
PROUD geek:Ok
Jockey:*takes a selfie with geek*
PROUD geek:What's that
Jockey: O nothing I just wanted show my friends how short you where. *laughs snortly*
PROUD geek: why did you do that?
Jockey: No reason your just my Rejectcall.
PROUD geek: goes home and writes about it in urban dictionary.

by K1220 April 30, 2014

Rejectionista

Old veteran singles site female (usually over age 55) who gets a facelift, puts on tons of makeup, dyes her hair so the white doesnt show, posts chemically madeup pictures in her single profile of her with a silly juvenile smile on her carefully disguised old face....and thinks it makes her too good for any interested men on the singles site so she winds up dying of unrecognized loneliness someday as a stubborn single who rejected everyone.

The old rejectionista turned down every one of us marriage minded guys so we all laugh at her.

by delriv October 10, 2014

respectship

When one respects another, but does not truly like them. It is not friendship, but respectship. For example, the relationship between Spartacus and Crixus in the series "Spartacus: Blood and Sand."

The intense and antagonizing relationship between Spartacus and Crixus is not a friendship, but their brotherhood bond as gladiators can be more accurately described as a respectship.

by Mirakuru March 29, 2015

Rejection Resolution

When someone rejects you but still wants to be on good terms so proposes something else like staying as friends.

"He said that he didn't like me in that way, so wanted to stay friends as his Rejection Resolution."

by andromedine October 30, 2014

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Respecticles

1. Getting respect even though you're making a clown of yourself, because your doing it for a good cause.
2. It takes big balls, to act like an ass hat and draw attention for a good cause.
Example; "The Office" character Micheal Scott played by, Steve Carell has made a respecticle of himself.

Robert; That Michael guy is acting the clown again.

Scotty; Yeah, however he is drawing attention for the cause, that takes big Respecticles.

by v83image January 28, 2017