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rape cat

rape cat destroyer of worlds is one of the most fearsome and terrifying forces on earth. rape cat is several dozen feet tall and is nigh indestructible. most of the time he sleeps rolle din a ball in the sun, but once every few years, he goes on a terrible rampage, consuming entire cities and leaving the earth desolate and desecrated behind him. the streets run red with blood when rape cat come to town. during his reign of terror, rape cat never stops screaming swear words. every breath he takes is accompanied by a curse word so foul, that it would put a wounded pirate to shame.

if word of rape cat's awakening reaches your ears, find a deep dark hole, or start running very fast in the opposite direction
person 1- oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo stick!

person 2- what in shits name is the matter?

person 1- Rape cat is awake.

person 2- oh good glorious gods of the the Netherlands, hide me!

person 1- fuck you, i got no room left in my bunker.

person 2- oh noes, I'm gonna die!
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rape trail

Uconn's trail to all off campus housing where all the parties are held.

it looks sketchy, thus it is called the rape trail. Also most people come back to campus late at night using the rape trail and are often wasted.
by anonymousuconnstudent June 25, 2009
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number rape

when an undesirable individual takes your phone without asking and acquires your number by calling or texting themselves from your phone. Please remember that this is done without your permission. Sometimes the number rapist will call or text the victim the following day, often implying that the number was given with mutual consent.
Ew, that ugly guy totally number raped me at the game last night.
by mea2012 September 20, 2010
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Nap Rape

The act of cuddling up to a sleeping person when they are not expecting you.
she could not believe it, she fell asleep alone, yet woke up with a strange arm covering her body...could it be nap rape?
by Nap Raper October 25, 2010
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Eskimo rape

noun. The act of holding a person's face while forcibly and repeatedly rubbing your nose on their nose. see also Eskimo rapist.

verb. Eskimo raping, Eskimo raped adj. Eskimo rapey , Plur. Eskimo rapes
Jose did 12 years for Eskimo rape. 12 years, man!

The way she grabbed my face and rubbed her nose on my nose was a little Eskimo rapey.

"Hello, my name Susan, and I am a victim of Eskimo rape."

Each year, there are over 7 Eskimo rapes worldwide. More than half are prepetrated by someone the victim knows.
by Uncle Daybid May 26, 2013
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Planet of the Rapes

Gamer slang for getting totally annihilated or owned by your opponents.
Dude, that last Crucible match was like getting sent to Planet of the Rapes!
by Zombie Assassin January 4, 2015
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Ear rape

When your boss calls and screams at you for problems that you did not create. Usually your boss is crazy and doesn't know how to handle her own life. She lashes out at people in such harsh tones and loud screams it hurts your ears.
That bitch boss Susan just ear raped me for ten minutes because she was mad at Rhonda.
by Sneezymuffins May 28, 2018
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