donkey punch

a fist put straight into the asshole

we were in a fight when the cheating fuck donkey punched me!

by ifukdyermom March 4, 2009

monkey punch

When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.

Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.

by Leyala July 3, 2010

donkey punch

To fist a person in the ass

"That bitch Haley is loose, I donkey punched her with no lube!"

by Ricky Hamilton July 19, 2008

donky-punch

When you are doing a chick doggy-style and you want to stick it in her ass bot she wont let you, so you punch her in the back of the head and stick it in anyway.
Chicks love it!

I was stickin it in this chick last night, and i donky-punched her!!!

by Wiggy December 2, 2004

Monkey Punch

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

Baby Punching

Hearing a song so kick-ass that it makes you wanna beat people up, especially babies.

"Oh did you hear that dragonforce song?. Its so fucking baby punching!

by Jackkkkkks December 14, 2006

Dick Punch

A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.

Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch?

by PotatoCannons August 4, 2011