pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.

Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.

Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

dick pounding

smashing a dick using something hard like a hammer or another dick till it's flat

yesterday my girlfriend gave me a dick pounding when I told her that I'm cheating on her

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

98 pounds and tough as nails

The cockiest person you can think of, the one that out-cockies the other cocky people.

The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

pounding your nuggets

Jacking you penis off

Can I see you pounding your nuggets please

by Bhkgujyfog June 23, 2014

2 pound pom

Your classic Pommy immigrant, that has rejoiced and now worships in the Aussie bogan culture. Living the good life with an early tin in hand, the free jumpers that come in bulk buy beer specials and enjoying a few snaggs on the barrrbee with his other geeza mates.

Joining the original convict settler generations for breakfast tins in the pre- departure lounge waiting for their annual exciting cultural experience to a back street of Kuta, where they will spend this years no LTI bonus drinking warm Bintangs by a piss filled pool.

I saw the airport lounge full of 2 pound poms

by Tincandiver August 21, 2023