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Person A: Person C and Person D are fighting again.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018
Get the petty fight mug.A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
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Get the Petty Crush mug.Slang for especially feeling the effects of POTS, or postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. It basically means dizzy.
Person 1: "Are you gonna be ard walking there?"
Person with POTS: "I don't know... I'm feeling kinda potsy today."
Person with POTS: "I don't know... I'm feeling kinda potsy today."
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Get the potsy mug.Posty, a nickname for Post Malone or his real name Austin Richard Post, is what pretty much all his fans and friends call him. He even refers to himself as Posty because he is Young Stoney and he does what he wants.
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