When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.
J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression
by anti-clock-wise May 24, 2021
that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
by ally del blanny October 24, 2011
by P Nest December 27, 2016
The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 03, 2021
The glow received after the end of a relationship with said fuckboy. After being treated like shit for so long and being distracted by some fuckboy - you finally start to excel and receive the post fuckboy glow. He'll be begging for you back, but you've already moved on ! Doing even better without him than you could ever imagine
by E5ze95 May 12, 2017
after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.
person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
by pooooose June 22, 2010
The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.
After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.
After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.
Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.
by Descendo January 12, 2010