Posnering

1. The act of producing a piece of music - particularly a vocal rap - of which upon listening, innocent civilians have no choice but to commit suicide.

2. When a person (or persons) dance around on a deserted rooftop on their own at dawn or dusk in New York, doing a rap that was clearly written by a three year old child trying to impress his friends in the playground at school, then stolen by Mike Posner.

Teen 1: 'hey man, have you heard this Posnering new song? It's a total Posner!'

Teen 2: 'Oh Jesus, that is the worst thing I have ever heard. I just puked blood. I'm going to go and slit my throat.'

by Jack1234567890 May 21, 2013

Poserflake

Person or persons who have huge egos and tiny little brains. They often preach about their ideals and morals and then directly contradict themselves. Also these people are generally narscissistic and argumentative, extremely frustrating to have an intelligent conversation with.

Man Henyk is such a poserflake..

by Neuron27 June 7, 2013

posterier end

The ass/ upper body part of the thigh.

Her posterier end is showing as the wind blew her skirt up.

by Grammar Communist September 18, 2013

Poser

That annoying bastard who works for a magazine and gets all the women.

Mindy- Awhh god that guy is like sooo sexeey
Rob- No... Hes a poser

by Suidas August 16, 2014

poser

oliviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

olivia is a fucking poserrrrrrrrrrrr

by googleplusisgey June 2, 2015

Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.

"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"

by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015

posler

An annoying and likely racist morman

That damn posler tried to sell me a morman bible and a basket of cotton

by Goml29 May 23, 2016