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I'm gonna put my pooker in your dooker
Pooker by Fur dog June 28, 2019

Poltergeist 

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.
"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"
Poltergeist by srcl72 July 5, 2019
That ridiculous glass size in the middle of a South Aussie Schooner & Pint to rip us off. Can still apply to the East coast pot & schooner situation. Often between 360-400ml. Yes Sydney have a Schmiddy but that's 350ml and just not a fun name.
I asked for a pint, not a bloody Pooner you heathen scum!
Pooner by Pickle Mick July 9, 2019

Pooper Popper 

When you pull a buttplug out so fast and violently that it makes a popping noise as it is pulled out.
Jessica tried a butt plug for the first time last night. I surprised her with a pooper popper. The sound startled her.
Pooper Popper by ninth.undertow August 2, 2019
Look man yo mamma totally poofer’s tha door.
Poofer by Masker2424 September 14, 2019

Pooper tennis 

when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis
"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"

"How was it?"

"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"
Pooper tennis by Bruh-nigga November 22, 2019