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Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.
Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help
by papabearmustache January 13, 2011
mugGet the Failed Poonmug.

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.
Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.
by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017
mugGet the Poon Repellantmug.

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday
Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon
by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019
mugGet the birthday poonmug.

poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting
The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.
by Purt Cunning July 8, 2016
mugGet the poon squeezemug.

Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese
Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023
mugGet the Poon Flapmug.

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult
by rad rachael March 2, 2019
mugGet the poonmug.

poon

by notmyquinn December 21, 2019
mugGet the poonmug.

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