Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting

The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.

by Purt Cunning July 8, 2016

Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese

Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao

by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult

omg jessica you’re such a poon

by rad rachael March 2, 2019

poon

quinn

quinn? that guy is SUCH a poon!

by notmyquinn December 21, 2019