Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.

I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.

by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013

poo standoff

When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.

"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."

by kn13 January 27, 2016

panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.

Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.

by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017

stinky poo

u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))

Hey I gonna poo on you
Why?
Its stinky poo day

by Angelinja poo November 1, 2019

Wooly poo

That kind of shit you have that’s between a normal shit and the runs- it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

Poo Turn

After leaving the house, one realises that they need to quickly return to do a poo

I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo

by bjc/arc July 22, 2015

Frumpy poo

The face your kid makes when they don't get their way.

Don't be looking at me with that frumpy poo.

by Losinc July 4, 2016