this could be us but you playin

A joke, often in meme form, that has a picture of an unattractive or ghetto couple (or a couple doing weird things) that says, "this could be us but you playin."

*picture of woman shaving guy's butt*

THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN

by FimogenFeels April 13, 2014

the praying mantis

to have intercourse from behind with a partner, then grab the partner by the nostrels pulling up which will make the impression of a praying mantis.

'cisco gave drew the praying mantis last night!'

by swollen motherfucker November 19, 2007

Paying me out

Paying me out is similar to the term 'Pulling my leg'. It is used usually as a question, tho sometimes as a statement, to ask whether someone is teasing you or not.

1) "Hey, Michele and i went to the Nightclub last night, ans we both got one night stands!"
"Are you paying me out?!"

2)"Hey, Michele and i went to the Nightclub last night, ans we both got one night stands!"
"Really?!"
"No, Im just paying you out

by Alex phipps September 29, 2006

plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.

I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.

by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008

praying mantis

When fucking a girl from behind, and your reach your hand around putting a finger in each nostril. This will result in the flailing of her arms, resembling a praying mantis.

Dude I have a fettish for insects, so when I fuck a bitch from behind, I decided to use the praying mantis move.

by DEEEMMDUB December 10, 2009

plating the gary

The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.

Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.

by Ron Plywood February 2, 2017

Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.

"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017