Dr. Phil

A god amongst men.

Karl: Hey did you watch Dr. Phil yesterday?
Carl: Oh yeah I’m all about that ranch.

by dragonbg January 30, 2019

phil syndrome

When one's eye is itching or causing an aching pain, possibly due to wearing one contact lens.

"my eye is sore" "ah yes, you have phil syndrome"

by Lindzybitch June 13, 2005

Phil Time

Phil Time is when you need some time to yourself to just stay in bed and jack off for a week or so, constantly. When you're feeling really down.

My girl friend broke up with me man, I sure need me some Phil Time, see you in a week or so.

by Chaz Edury December 23, 2008

Phil to the Copley

Dude from Canada. Read lots of books while crippled.

IF u wanna break yo' leg- PULL A PHIL TO THE COPLEY!

by MR Misters November 26, 2004

Phil Ly

A young man who loves talking about science and mathematics. He enjoys academics and trolling females.

Girl: omg stop being such a phil ly!
Boy: I AM NOT. HOW DARE YOU. I DO NOT LIKE SCIENCE.

by superpirate August 8, 2012

Philadelphia Broomstick

The sexual act of giving your wife/girlfriend a facial & then making her clean the kitchen.

My wife really hates the Philadelphia Broomstick.

by TheHighwayWolf July 31, 2013

Philadelphia

The city that Meek Mill let down, also home to arguably the best cheesesteak sandwiches ever.

ex. #1: Merk mill can never show his face in Philadelphia ever again.
ex. #2: You have had a real cheesesteak until you've had one in Philadelphia.

by BigJwhooptywhoop September 18, 2015