patsandpauls

being something of interest to male homosexuals but in a derogatory manner, eluding that straight men would not be interested.

a play on words to the typical straight male interest of "bats and balls"

Person 1: Your phone-book is still at your door.
Person 2: Man, phone-books are for patsandpauls

by lingeringlogic July 31, 2011

patser

someone who looks very good and is great in bed/

"Hey Angelina Jolie, did you have sex with Mario?" Yes, I did and it was amazing, maybe even the best I ever had. He's a real patser!

by patser July 29, 2012

the patsta

Patricia (aka Patty) from Hiksville (aka Inglewood) is the Patsta :P

"Watch out for the Patsta!!!!!"
"Omg the Patsta's gunna kick my ass!"

by squashi_mitsu April 6, 2005

genital palsy

The uncontrolled humping of another body while fully clothed. Usually performed by dogs but occasionally by very horny men.

Honey please stop trying to hump me while I'm doing dishes. I think you have genital palsy.

by panchoad December 26, 2012

natty patty

When your shit has the consistency of and looks like a raw hamburger patty after drinking too much natty beer the night before

Dave drank too much natty last night, now he is sitting on the toilet dropping a natty patty.

by baschmidty April 7, 2017

flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

palsy

A sexual act in which just before sexual climax, one partner zaps the other partner with a taser, and then finishes. Best not performed during oral.

"Last night I gave Ashley the palsy. It was awesome!!!"

by kraker August 23, 2008