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ice crotch

A woman with a vagina that has an icy exterior. This ice renders her crotch impenetrable. This woman will take it upon herself to keep global warming at bay by never allowing her frozen solid hymen to be quivered.
Damn, why is it cold in here? Oh, no, wait, Nicole's legs are open. Fucking ice crotch.
by Jimbabwe December 8, 2007
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Smirnoff Ice

Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.
by Nick D October 29, 2003
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ice staff

AGE, NINE, KAE, DREAMS, LEVV, ES, JQ, VEE, TRUU, and JAE.
the ice staff are always watching chat, because the admins force them to.

you can find nine and kae NOWHERE. they are haunting ice server logs and staff chat.

age got demoted, but we still consider him staff. he sleeps a lot.

dreams can be found online at the latest hours, mostly from 10pm- 1am.

levv is a catboy.

es nukes the server (for no reason).

vee stalks ice chat 24/7. you won't find her talking in there, but she stalks.. a lot.

truu usually can be found in vcs.. with sleigh, and some other people.

jae is cute as fuck. she doesn't post selfies a lot but when she does, it's like looking at an angel.
by yauhdfbbe November 28, 2020
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mountain ice

A Concauction made to make coors light taste better. You take Rasberry Ice Crystal lite and put it in with coors light and it comes out with an amazing flavor.
Eee, that coors seems a little dull right now, cook me up some mountain ice, will ya?
by la_de_dahh November 6, 2008
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Ice box

When you are in a ice cold room A/C blasting (usually after a long day of work or very hungover ) and you beat the daylights out of your meat .choke the chicken .masturbate
Hey you wanna go BWW or brews?

Nah I’m good been drinking all last night gonna hit the ice box and get some wing stop call it a night
by RockiestBottom September 6, 2021
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ice soccer

The most amazing game ever.
The rules are simple. An empty ice rink, some friends, skates and a hockey puck are the only things you need.
The basics of this amazing game are to "kick" the puck with your blades, sending it between the other players feet. This is a goal and this is ice soccer.
Me - "Hey guys, wanna go play some ice soccer?"
Friends - "Hell yeah, lets get a move on!"
by xoxo_maggie December 31, 2008
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ICE douche

Anyone that hates a Tesla for petty reasons, but especially a person that attempts to damage a Tesla, harass a Tesla owner, or commit vehicular homicide against the occupants of a Tesla.
Billy: “Did you see that jackass in a Silverado/F-150/Sierra/Ram try to run me off the road into a telephone pole? What an ICE douche! Let’s go send this video evidence to the police.”

Tim:“Wow, the ‘Rise Of Skywalker’ really sucked ass, let’s go get a steak”

Jenny: “Hey Tim, there are some scratches on your hood, it looks like some insecure ICE douche keyed up your car. I guess we need to send the video of that asshole doing it to the police so that he can end up paying for it and hopefully taking 12 inches in his anal crevice.”

ICE douche at a stoplight: “hey faggy Mcfag fag, nice she shed. I have to say these things to you because I have a tiny penis, and like flushing money down the toilet at gas stations, and can’t stand that other people have things that I don’t”

Tesla owner: “don’t be such an ICE douche. Instead, worry about what you have and do what it takes to make your own life the best it can be.”
by DJ UMV December 26, 2019
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