Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.

I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!

by grobatron October 12, 2021

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Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008

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Quail Eggs

Used when someone’s joke has gone on too long and isn’t funny anymore. It’s perfect because it’s obscure enough for people to ask what it means.

My friend was making a joke the other day but it was so long and boring I had to say “quail eggs”. But they didn’t get the hint and I ended up saying “quail eggs” three different times before they shut up.

by Yellow Hoodie August 9, 2023

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