MY Dad

gone

My dad went to get milk

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Hey mom dad pulled a ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Dad's At Poker

key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning

Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.

by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009

my dad

my dad is a unexciting character in my life and un existing

hey my dad is unexciting

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

go dad !

Expression.

Said right before a male is about to throw, hit, or kick a ball

Usually exclaimed by a female.

Said male does not have to be a actual father.

*Guy throwing a football*

girl: go dad !

by loser4losers April 23, 2022