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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
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Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head
" dude that team brains last night was dope"
by baby truck June 30, 2008
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brain ghost

A figment of one's imagination which occurs as a result of one's brain filling in gaps in information unnecessarily.

They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
A person's blind spots are an example of a brain ghost.

"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."

"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
by Maninorange January 1, 2012
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Brain dead

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan
by A cat with human ears October 12, 2020
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Brain Porn

Brain Porn is any piece of information that makes you interested, curious, and ultimately smile.

It sometimes sparks a feeling of wonder when thinking about what you will be able to do with it.

Brain Porn is often found in software, TV shows, movies, articles, videos, research papers and so on.
An article about how they made the Mars Rover landing is Brain Porn!

Generative AI and the ability to create images from text is Brain Porn!

Learning a new programming language is Brain Porn!

Reading a classical music score is Brain Porn!

"How It's Made" Discovery TV show - Brain Porn!
by tool3 October 3, 2022
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Brain-is-on-fire

1. When a person"s worldly problems involving time or money, not to be confused with emotional/spiritual issues, reach a point where the brain can no longer function without intense consternation and worry.
1. "I am not making enough money, and I am going to run out soon, my brain-is-on-fire."

2. "Ernest can't be reached right now, he is having business troubles, his brain-is-on-fire."

3. "We need to have this finished by week's end, however, it will take much longer, our brains-are-on-fire."
by View Man March 8, 2012
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toss brain

noun, derog. an idiot, literally a wank brain or a person whose brain is capable only of masturbation
"Stupid toss brain can't count his nuts twice and get the same answer."
by kiwimich January 30, 2006
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