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Night Cap

(n)

A sexual act based of the infamous Houdini, where A man takes a partner in the doggie-style postion facing the foot of the bed. At climax the man pulls out pretends to ejaculate by spitting on the partner's back whilst really ejaculating on the partner's pillow. After ejaculation commences, the man must look at his preferred time keeping device and declare that it is mighty late and that they must carry on home in order to prepare for the upcoming day.

After the man leaves, their partner will inevitably go through their night time pre-slumber grooming ritual, After which, they will retire to their bed where, when they lay down and place their head on their pillow... Boom, the Night Cap.
Douche1, "Last night I pulled the Night Cap on my girl."
Douche2, "She must have been pissed when her hair became slightly gelatinized by your stealth load."
Docuhe1, "Sure thing."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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Servant of The Night

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.
by James January 22, 2004
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early night

early night to go to bed early to play with sex toys
Im having an early night :P come join me!
by johno :) July 4, 2009
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FratX Night

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
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Night elves

Whiney bitches that don't know how to play thier race.
"Hi, I'm a whiney bitch that doesn't know how to play my race" - NE player
by Rob Pardo September 12, 2003
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Night Moves

A large quantity of alcohol, generally, shots, taken in rapid succession and resulting in significantly lower inhibitions and wildly out of character behavior. Taken in reference from the popular Bob Segar song of the same namesake, when someone asks you the following day why you were acting as such, just the reply of “night moves” will result in a complete understanding and acquittal from the person asking. Any more than 3 of sake bombs, jager bombs, fireball shots will typically result in “night moves.”
Officer: “You mind telling me why you were driving in the wrong lane, doing donuts in the middle of the road, and flipping me off..?”

Driver: “Sorry Officer, blame it on the night moves.”

Officer: “You’re free to go.”

James: “Dude! What the fuck?!? You kissed my wife last night and tried to squeeze her tits!”

Kellen: “Sorry bro. Night moves.”

James: “it’s cool.”
by Phil Knuckenfutz June 28, 2018
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Night Fury

During a gang bang, participants turn off the lights and ejaculate on the single (or multiple) women as if it is coming from all angles. Similar to the nightfury in DreamWorks “How to Train Your Dragon” attacking. It is also necessary to scream “night fury, get down!” during the ceremony
Boys, let’s go night fury my girl,
by Christ on the cross October 18, 2018
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