Fresh white morning 

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.

guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.

Fresh white morning by Skyjam June 18, 2017

San Diego good morning 

Walking someone up by licking there butthole

Jenni-josh woke me up by giving me a San Diego good morning I get so trashy

Addy-that's because you are

San Diego good morning by Gimmesuk September 3, 2017

Shaving The Morning Wood 

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

Shaving The Morning Wood by very hot man January 10, 2020

Good mythical morning 

rhett and link have a show!

I just watched good mythical morning

Good mythical morning by Rhett x link April 19, 2020

you are my sunday morning 

To be someone’s Sunday morning or to be told that “you are my Sunday morning” means that you are valued above all others. That this person would rather spend their precious personal time with you and you alone.

To have someone say this to you means that a relationship is also more than sex. That it’s you that they want to wake up to, to spend their life with.

I love you, you are my Sunday morning

you are my sunday morning by Ruth’s-rocket June 5, 2020

top of the morning coffee 

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

top of the morning coffee by Irish german February 15, 2022

Morning Bread 

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

Morning Bread by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011