Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.

Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.

by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011

task monster

A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!

by taskmonster November 29, 2011

Grease Monster

An extremely greasy person

Dude 1: Ross, are you eating the grease from the deep fryer and rubbing it on your belly?

Grease Monster: SO WHAT IF I AM!?!

Dude 1: You f*cking grease monster!

by sotaku22 September 16, 2011

Tubby monster

A fat man.

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.

by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013

schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

guzzle monster

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015

Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner July 29, 2016