missed shot due to spreto do caralho

The act of missing a shot on Counter Strike: Global Offensive

onetapMissed shot due to spreto do caralho.

by lol360lel December 15, 2020

miss her, kiss her, love her

THAT GIRL IS POISONNNNNNNNNM

idk what example to put so uhh (miss her, kiss her, love her,)

by kandysquidd September 21, 2023

When you come at the king, you best not miss.

One of Omar Little's best lines. He's the king of West-Baltimore and warns his enemies that they only have one shot or else they're gone.

When you come at the king, you best not miss.

by Omar's Shotgun June 29, 2017

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

“life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it” - Ferris Bueller

Basically means to enjoy life and do want you wanna do, don’t let anyone stop u from living life to the fullest.

parent: make sure you go to school everyday and become successful. If I see you on your phone your grounded, study!

Kid: no, I want to have some fun and enjoy life, just like what Ferris Bueller said

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

by champagnebaby November 19, 2019

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Miss glass

The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.

Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021