Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.

Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.

by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

in a minute

1. Implying something will happen in a short time.

2. When something hasn't happened in or has been happening for a LONG time.

1. I'll be on Penn North in a minute.

2A. Man, I've been sitting in central booking for a minute!
2B. i haven't been to the Inner Harbor in a minute!

by johnson4 April 1, 2021

The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Minutes

Time of luxury. Should be free and includes nips, tips, and buns. Minutes are dreamy and free.don’t listen to someone that calls them currency

Oh boy those minutes mr Alexander have to Lukeypoo and jaggypoo were incredible

by Pepino Limon Bandit October 11, 2022

Last minute Nelly

Just last minute innit

Last minute Nelly acchosts close to the deadline.

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

by SahaibP March 9, 2024