Mexican Slimjim

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally. Usually a metal hanger or brick.

Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.

by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009

Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.

I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.

by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009

Mexican Lunchbox

A portable toilet, or pot-o-pot, that is totally dirty, stinky, foul and fucked up and destroyed on the inside, especially on a construction site with many workers. This term comes from the massive amounts of Mexicans on these job sites, and the unsanitary conditions left by them after eating several bean sandwiches for lunch, and standing on the seat instead of either sitting, or using the U.F.O. position, in other words, hovering.

Charles- Man I've had to take a shit for hours, but I can't hold it any longer.

Dave- It sucks to be you, there's no bathrooms around,I guess you're gonna have to use the Mexican Lunchbox.

Charles- Fuck that! I'd rather shit myself! I went in there to piss this morning and it looked like someone was finger painting with a melted Snickers bar!

by Berumper March 15, 2011

Mexican Banzai Challenge

The act of taking copious amounts of laxative and eating vast amounts of taco bell in one sitting.

Dude Larry almost died last night from the Mexican banzai challenge.

by PinHeadLarry July 20, 2014

Mexican Firetruck

A sexual position in which the male proceeds to chew at least four pieces of cinnamon gum, then fashions a condom out of said chewed gum. Then immediately applies condom to penis then violently makes love to women (preferably of Mexican background) until she squirts, resembling a fire truck.

Man I gave Rosita that dank Mexican Firetruck last night, and she loved it.

by MajorCid May 11, 2016

mexican creampie

When one sexual partner ejaculates into a churro. The partner then puts in the other partners vagina or rectum. The partner with the churro in their vagina or rectum then eats the churro.

Did you hear Jose gave his girlfriend a Mexican creampie.

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 15, 2018

mexican jumping bean

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

Catch that Mexican jumping bean!

Look its a Mexican jumping bean.

Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

by Wike Schafran October 12, 2007