1. The cousin that’s the reason you stay away from family reunions
2. An absolute ass
3. Starts fights on Facebook
4. Knows everything already so didn’t need to go to college.
5. Hates plants and judges your life choices
2. An absolute ass
3. Starts fights on Facebook
4. Knows everything already so didn’t need to go to college.
5. Hates plants and judges your life choices
by The Other Cousin July 21, 2021
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Guy 2 : Oh I know. I made out with Matt Ragh last night.
Guy 1 : Got a case of the Matt Rash. Nice one bra.
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Guy 1 : Got a case of the Matt Rash. Nice one bra.
by jarpag October 13, 2010
Get the Matt Rash mug.Any one person that is just a bitch when it comes to everything. This person will pussy out on the littlest things... well basically anything for that matter.
A: Alright guys, I'm gonna go. I'll just meet you back there.
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!
A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!
B: What?! You're such a Matt IndaHat!
A: Yo, when he came in the room, I almost fainted...
B: HAHA! What a Matt IndaHat!
by The Entourage December 15, 2008
Get the Matt IndaHat mug.An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.
by matt543111 October 16, 2008
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Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*
by HelloMrBrandon November 11, 2013
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A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
by Cheekynandos May 14, 2015
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