Marcus

I hate you Marcus.

P 1:“Look it’s Marcus!”
P 2:“I hate Marcus.”

by Marcus hatr May 30, 2022

marcus paas

gorilla

teips: "marcus paas on jube gorilla nagu"
heips: "missa pullid ;D"

by tomatgaming June 2, 2022

Marcus

A dumbass, the class clown, will throw a shoe on top of a portable, Seems weird and sus at first but then sus and weird.

Jeremy: Who that
Zara: Marcus. He's sussy but once you get to know him he's okay.

by kaitoisgone June 3, 2022

marcus e

Marcus e is a sexy ass mf

damnnn is that marcus e i wanna smash him rn

by marcusinit June 9, 2022

Markus

A dude that has literally no dick and might as well be a woman

Girl1: do you know Markus

Girl2: yeah the guy with no dick

Girl1:mhm

by Doggie poop June 19, 2022

Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover

Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas

by epic_hothuman1 June 21, 2022

Marius

krasser ficker, zerstörer von welten, macht die frauen nass (unten rum)

Ich wünschte ich wäre so wie Marius.

by malde June 30, 2022