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Machendilous

When someone does something, mostly a performance and you find it cool.
Yo that was a machendilous performance!!
by vampiemyu December 6, 2022
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machiniality

(v.) act of boning machines
Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.
by Andrew69b November 2, 2008
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machine cuisine

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.
by Neil Alien August 10, 2009
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machinecat

A cat being used to make a machine gun sound in "meow" form. Previously shown on Web soup.
My cat can turn from cat, to machinecat!
by olympiano June 26, 2010
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Machedit

Editing in the style of one using a machete; cutting wide swaths in subject matter without regard for precision or discretion.
The student gave the seasoned copy editor his paper with the intent to 'cut it down to size.' Little did he know that the unapologetic veteran of the press would machedit his paper beyond recognition.
by alhaddadin January 26, 2011
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macheen

How everybody will say machine in the future.

it is now a word
in the year 2100

dude: what's that amazing thing you bought
dude 2: its a macheen that slows down time
dude: how does it work?
due 2: magic watch
dude: cccccccccccccccoooooooooooooollllllllllllllll(slowly)
by love macheen November 13, 2013
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machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
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