Live Loser

An 8-16yo who are a pain in the ass all over the internet, especially Xbox live, where they continue to think they rule everything, everywhere. Also known as Trollers, these idiots continue on their tyrannous so called "Reign of the Internet" posting on such sites as Very Demotivational and Fail Blog. We should wipe these pathetic beings from our planet and make the world a better place.

Live Loser: "OMG the other day i was playing halo reach when all of a sudden my mum came in and told me to get a life"

Normal Person: Dude, you are such a Live Loser

by Toil3tBomba395 August 7, 2011

Loser

Someone who's life is just shit and filled with inconveniences.

you: jacob always trip's he's such a loser

by GokuSolosMyPussy March 24, 2023

Shitty Shitty Loser

Said by Eugene Lee Yang meaning somebody who completely loses and wins nothing.

At the end of this one of us will be the shitty shitty loser

by TheLadInABarnySuit December 13, 2020

Biggest loser

A guy who cracks the lamest jokes

Abir is the biggest loser

by Amazing ass July 5, 2021

Loser

someone who judges you by your name or types them in the urban dictionary and writes a whole god damn paragraph about them

you're a loser
why?
because you define names on urban dictionary and give people weird personalitys.
...

by yum yum frogs April 5, 2023

loser gf

she lies in bed all day doing nothing, has many mental illness, plays videogames and likes anime, has less than 3 friends, the song “girlfriend” by tv girl was written about the loser gf

you want a loser gf until she’s actually a loser whos incapable of being independent, won’t admit she’s jealous, gets insecure easily, stays in her room all day either playing video games of sleeping

by wingswings March 5, 2024

Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.

You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.

by AliveBrain September 8, 2016