*like*

A phrase you type when you're typing textually with someone and they say something you'd usually like on facebook.

YOU: You fail.
FRIEND: So did your dad's condom.
YOU: lol! *like*

by jammerzzz February 18, 2011

likehead

When you read or witness something so good, either online or in the real plane, that your initial impulse is to 'Like' it, only to realize you are neither on Facebook nor reddit, you are a likehead. Your fix is the crack of the Internet. Mark Zuckerberg is your Walter White. You will be schizophrenic by the year 2015, and like to vomit if away from a scrolling screen for longer than half an hour.

TV: "...and the Boston Red Sox are the 2013 World Series Champions!!!"

Melvin: "Like!"

Trisha to Shelby: "What a likehead! Let's go see if we can tip him over.."

by AlNordeen October 31, 2013

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

like-whore

a person who wants likes for attention or clout

Guy 1: "Bro, this dude said if I like his comment, Ill get a free video game!"
Guy 2: "Man, he's probably a like-whore."

by That 1 person on the internet January 19, 2020

SMITT-like

a phrase to describe remarkable skill at a video game and or a moment of incredible ownage.

bill: OMG, ALEX JUST GOT OWNED!!!

adrian: ya that guy he's facing is SMITT-like

by ST 90 October 17, 2006

Teeth like bins

A description of a person with few teeth

He's got teeth like bins - one in every yard.

by Julianw July 3, 2008