Giuliani's Law 

A corollary to Godwin's Law, Giuliani's Law states that the longer you talk to a politician or law enforcement officer (or various neo-LEO types like TSA agents, mall cops, etc), the likelihood that 9/11 will be mentioned approaches 1

You can't take a picture of that building/monument/ATM. That's what the terrorists did before 9/11.

So, even though this had nothing to do with that, you've somehow invoked 9/11 in this discussion. Isn't this an example of Giuliani's Law?

Giuliani's Law by TheUnqualified May 12, 2009

brother by law 

The relation that results from your sister marrying a meathead. AKA: bromo, the inconvenient meeting of brother-in-law and homo.

"My brother by law is such a bromo, he is in a Wham! "tribute" band, drives a mid 80s Dodge Charger, and has been to see Mamma Mia in the theater --- three times."
"What a choad that guy is."

brother by law by nolajohn May 19, 2009

Houle's Law 

If there is a friend zone to be in, by default, you are in it.

Person 1: "How about the blond chick there?"
Person 2: "In the friend zone..."
P1: "The brunette?"
P2: "Friend zone..."
P1: "You haven't even met her though."
P2: "Houle's law... I'm cursed by it."

Houle's Law by The Cursed November 7, 2010

WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike 

The third law in a series known as WarOwl's Laws of Counterstrike published in a book by counterstrike theorist WarOwl which states that "if there is a custom map editor, there is a dust 2" referring to the counterstrike map de_dust 2.

Chad 1: "Hey, you want to play some Fortnite? "
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"

WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike by Based_Individual69 April 15, 2021

Scout Law 

Together, the Scout Oath and Law form the general Code of Conduct for Boy Scouts. As taken from the Boy Scout Handbook, 11th edition, the Scout Law is as follows:
A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.

Whenever you hear something negative about the BSA, you are hearing about people who choose to ignore the Scout Law. The BSA is not an organization of bigots and liers. Make no mistake, these are NOT real scouts, but impostors and assholes who sully the name. I am proud to be a scout. If everyone in the world followed the Oath and Law, the world would be a wonderful place.

Scout Law by aka_Pyro July 23, 2007

macklin's law 

thou shalt finger

He went home with a girl last night and followed macklin's law.

or

She wouldn't let him have macklin's law, he just got a shag.

macklin's law by disciple of the macklin February 11, 2010

Rule/Law #22 

And Internet forum phenomenon that was founded in the audizine.com section of GCC in 2009 which basically explains the following.

If you are going to start a thread about girls or go on rants about a specific girl, you must provide pics. In the world of Facebook nowadays, pics are easily accessible, so don't puss the fuck out and share. We need to know what the fuck you are referring to if you want our honest opinion or feedback.

If you are not going to deliver with pictures then stop posting about them. We don't want to hear about your shit unless you're going to be a team player. You expect us to give you support, sympathy, empathy, etc., then at least do us the favor of posting pictures of the broads. If you can't handle this then you should just quit at life right now.

Noob poster:

"Hey guys me and my girlfriend(notice significant female partner is mention) are going on vacation but we are still unsure of where to go, any idea of nice place to go visit TIA"

GCC Rule/Law #22 follower/supporter:

Rule 22!!!(POST pics of your significant female partner so we can help you)

Rule/Law #22 by Rule22 January 19, 2011