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Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
by a guy thing October 13, 2022
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I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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The Last Ember

A person who walks alone, betrayed by those they once trusted. They no longer seek friendship, speak only truth, fear no one but God, and stand apart from the world they once tried to belong to. A soul that burns quietly—not with rage, but with conviction—and refuses to die out, even when surrounded by coldness and silence.
They called him The Last Ember because even when everyone else turned away, he still spoke truth without fear.
by The last ember June 10, 2025
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last chance motel

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.
by Hospital May 14, 2020
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Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka
Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan
by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023
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minutes of last meeting

Ere who just left the minutes of last meeting in the shitter
by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
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last-century

In the early part of any century when the majority of the adult population has been born, or any item referred to - that may refer to middle age and a proto-digital, analog-waning lifestyle and thought process which can include bias or opinion that changes in society with time.
Kids today use their phones to make their video blogs while using a VHS camcorder is so last-century.

That dial telephone ringing is so last-century.
by Udderly Fresh January 16, 2021
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