Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman

That Pedo is a Lanky Knob

by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024

Knob Stick

Crazy person activated by the phrase "Knob stick".

"Knob stick"

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyeeeeeeeeeeeethhhh fleflefleflelfe"

"Help!"

by Ocar1 May 29, 2022

Knob chopper

Someone who bites off a mans penis

Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off

by Biggest boi420 October 26, 2018

knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".

Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.

by Jboymc February 14, 2017

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.

Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Nuggette January 10, 2018