kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006

kitchen

a womans natural habitat

get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

by fapmaster6980 September 30, 2019

kitchen fresh chicken

see kentucky fried chickenor KFC. Because of the healthy-food phenomonon in the United States, KFC felt the need to change its name from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" to "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," although they still do make a lot of fried chicken.

Kitchen Fresh Chicken? That's a mouthful! Why don't the just call it...KFC!

by Nicolle March 13, 2004

kitten

any living thing. kitten can be used as an affectionate exclamation in recognition of any perception of a living thing.

a friend brings over their new puppy, immediately as they walk into the door, resident exclaims,

"kitten!"

while watching a movie, a bear appears, viewer exclaims,

"kitten!"

a dear friend enters the room, they are greeted,

"herro kitten!"

while walking down the street, a cochroach crawls by, observer exclames,

"kitten!"
(note: typically kitten refers to animals that are considered to be somewhat cute, however, in some cases, kitten can be used to refer to less cute animals as an attempt at humor.)

by bilonious monk December 25, 2007

Kitchen

Normally a place where all women belong.

Kitchen alternatives? TRY SEWING CLASSES!
Why aren't you in the Kitchen!?
I thought I told you to stay in the Kitchen!
If the Kitchen is upstairs then it is the only time when a woman is on top.
Looking out the window (In the Kitchen) is normally when your seeing things through your (Girlfriend, Wife, etc.) point of view.

by DigitalDomain123 March 5, 2013

kitchen

The ghetto or some place where there is a lot of "heat" if you know what i mean.

If you can't handle the heat, stay outta the kitchen! - NBA Street Volume 2

by da_kool_sucker April 26, 2004

adorable kitten

process in which you strip down a persons clothes, drag them across sand paper and rub salt in their wounds. Propping open their mouth and urinating in it is completely optional.

Yeah, i gave Seth an adorable kitten today, even went with the optional urinating. He cried, i laughed.

by Demonboy231 February 28, 2008