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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday
Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉
by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021
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I keep that sh*t on

When someonekeep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
I’m like them 5 Star Profit boys. I keep that sh*t on!”
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024
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Keep

A cat and sheep combination that eventually grows into a shat.
"I saw a keep the other day as I drove in my Jeep. It went beep."
by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021
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keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.
If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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Keep Your Cane Hand Strong

Keep Your Cane Hand Strong is a movement dedicated to serving the blind and visually impaired community empowering individuals with knowledge as well as the skills necessary to be self-reliant and interdependent.
Charlie told Sammy to Keep Your Cane Hand Strong when he was upset about his blindness.
by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021
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Keep It Wet

A versatile phrase used in different contexts:

1. Mainly used amongst men friend groups A phrase used when parting ways with a close friend, meaning to stay smooth confident, and maintaining an aura that attracts the most desirable. Basically to keep getting hoes!

2. When used towards a woman: A statement of affirmation or advice to a friend, sometimes used when parting ways, reminding them to recognize her worth and engage with someone who keeps her fulfilled both emotionally and physically.

Typically used by people in the Dallas-Fort Worth and other parts of Texas and south.
Exampled (Men):
Jay: “I’m out, bro. Hit me later.”
Dre: “For sure. Keep it wet out here.”
Jay: “You know I got this.”

Example (Women):
Lila: “Girl, I don’t know if he’s even worth my time anymore.”
Kia: “bitch you only get one life. Stop tripping on him. Keep it wet.
by Mark Saucer January 14, 2025
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