Jimmy Jam

a pinch/dip of smokeless tobacco, preferably Skoal Mint, that lacks in size or is smaller than that of the average five year old.

Wow dude, that's not even a dip its a damn jimmy jam.

Nice jimmy jam fag, my little brother puts in bigger dips than that.

by Bullrog February 22, 2011

Jimmy Riddle

An Affectionate Term to describe urinating. Often used be Royalty.

Oh my goodness, I do so need a Jimmy Riddle!

by Kate Pasola December 30, 2005

The Hot Jimmy

When you fuck a pussy long enough and hard enough to have the foliage displayed in a plume-like fashion. Then you pour Hot Sauce on the exposed vaginal area and salt it and pour lime juice on it and spray axe on it and set it on fire and pee on it to extinguish it. Then you eat the pussy.

Jack: Ready for the Hot Jimmy?

Meaghan: Fuck no, that shit's gonna fuck me up!

Jack: Alright here we go....

Meaghan: Fuckity! That shit is spicier than a Mexican asshole!

by therightseatinclass November 21, 2009

slippin jimmy

When you're too tired or too lazy to have "normal" sex and you slip it in from the side

Why don't you lose those trousers there big boy and give me a little "slippin jimmy" it's been a long day.

by G&M84 February 26, 2016

Jimmy Choo

Cockney Slang for 'clue'

I avven't got a Jimmy Choo, mate

by Reggie Reg III August 05, 2008

Jimmy Pants

Ugly, multi-colored pants often worn by men working out at a gym, typically worn in the 90's.

by Anonymous November 01, 2002

The Jimmy Fest

A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...

1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole

2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible

3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)

4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus

5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"

6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim

GREAT SUCCESS!

"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"

by Bucko123 October 08, 2012