Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.

Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.

by Robel December 31, 2008

tire jacked

Having 1 or more of your tires stolen right off of your car.

I got tire jacked, they only took 1 tire though.

by me_strange August 28, 2007

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

*unzips jacket*

usually said to bait gwen when she thinks she's gonna get the D

Me: thats it, you asked for it
Gwen: w-whaaa, n-no
Me: Yes...*unzips*
Gwen: what are you unzipping >/////<
Me: *unzips jacket*
Gwen: fuck u

by Myfrenchcanadianqueen March 24, 2017

booze jacket

When you have enough drinks in you that you don’t have to put a jacket on when it’s balls cold outside.

Person 1: Bro Marek where’s you jackets? It’s like negative -6 degrees out!
Person 2: Broham it’s all good I have a booze jacket on! It’s toasty

by That Raffy Taffy December 26, 2017

Weed Jacket

When you be so high that you can't feel the cold.

Friend: Aren't you cold bro?
You: Nah meign, I got mah Weed Jacket on.

by j3anm1 May 26, 2018