Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

Sonephew-in-law

Sonephew-in-law: where your nephew married your daughter aka his first cousin.

Auntie: I guess I can call you my Sonephew-in-law.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

Gurtinkurt’s law

The idea that through using mental gymnastics, any stance can be made to seem hypocritical.

Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical”

Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”

by Queella February 9, 2021

The Law of Pho

The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".

I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 1, 2017

DeWitt’s Law

"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)

Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!

by Pennarin October 3, 2014

The Curve Law

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?

Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.

by Mshiro November 4, 2020

chaotic lawful

having a strict moral code, but it is so confusing no one can figure out what it is

Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.

by -the skunk July 31, 2020