by the_lifeguard November 16, 2010
A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.
Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”
by Thecword52 December 19, 2022
The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.
by Schwinkies man March 14, 2009
tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l
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by cool man jk 2021 November 08, 2021
guy 1:hey do you know tank man?
guy 2:yeah hes from newgrounds
guy 1:fuck you hes from the tiananmen square massacre
guy 2:whats that?also was that your social credit dropping
guy 2:yeah hes from newgrounds
guy 1:fuck you hes from the tiananmen square massacre
guy 2:whats that?also was that your social credit dropping
by Japanese Symbol for Beginner November 08, 2021