A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta
Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?
Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?
Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family
Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?
Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family
by cracee June 25, 2021

he is an absolute unit well known in all 50 US States, he is the number 1 wanted criminal for robbing everybody, and spending all their cash on drip.
by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022

by TankAtThis June 11, 2010

This, is the perfect name for your loving, yet muscular dog. Tank is a strong boy, yet loyal and and caring to his “family”! He loves his KONG and plays with anyone! So, if to have a dog like this….and are wondering about a name, look no further!
Nicknames:
• Tankie
•Tankers
Nicknames:
• Tankie
•Tankers
by DictionaryTank12347 June 18, 2021

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
