wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

by Nibger May 25, 2017

Red Paper Bag

When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag

Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.

David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!

by Mike and David November 10, 2008

Big Paper Daddy

a person of considerable wealth or financial means. Rich. Affluent. Monied. Prosperous

The guy paid cash for his new Benz. He's a big paper daddy.

by Chico Jones December 11, 2009

im getting paper

getting dat money

boi you already know im getting paper

by djgem May 24, 2017

Toilet Paper Bitch

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch

mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016

A piece of paper with a star on it

Protects you from the boogie man.

And everything else imaginable.

Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?

OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!

by Skyancez March 27, 2008

rock paper scissors

A strategic game played between two people. The choices are rock, paper or scissors gesture with the hand. Paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper.

Q:"Who's going to pay for lunch?"
A:"We'll rock paper scissors to decide."

The both count to three and simultaneously shape their hands into a rock ( closed fist ), paper ( open hand, palm down ) or scissors ( like a sideways peace sign ).

If there is a tie, they go again.

by Hank July 10, 2004