by Nibger May 25, 2017
When the bitch your fucking is so ugly you can't even look her in the face, so you put a paper bag over her head. When you finish, you splooge all over the bag. Then proceed to punch and break her nose through the convenient hole you have cutout in the paper bag (she thinks its so she can breathe, you know its so you can punch her afterwards)...leaving you with a red paper bag
Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
Bonus: Leave a cutout for her eyes so she can see your fist coming at her big ugly face.
David: So did ya fuck Dana last night?
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
Mike: Yeah man, that bitch was so ugly, I ended up having to give her a red paper bag!
by Mike and David November 13, 2006
by Chico Jones December 11, 2009
It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch
by mexican mike 513 January 06, 2016
Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?
OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!
OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!
by Skyancez March 27, 2008
A strategic game played between two people. The choices are rock, paper or scissors gesture with the hand. Paper covers rock, rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper.
Q:"Who's going to pay for lunch?"
A:"We'll rock paper scissors to decide."
The both count to three and simultaneously shape their hands into a rock ( closed fist ), paper ( open hand, palm down ) or scissors ( like a sideways peace sign ).
If there is a tie, they go again.
A:"We'll rock paper scissors to decide."
The both count to three and simultaneously shape their hands into a rock ( closed fist ), paper ( open hand, palm down ) or scissors ( like a sideways peace sign ).
If there is a tie, they go again.
by Hank July 11, 2004