House Editing

The common use of artificial intelligence, 3D printing, robots, and computers to change, add onto, or remove features from your home.

Ernie: Hey John how about the two of us go grab a beer after work?

John: I'd love to Ernie but I need to get home before my wife does today. She texted me that she was going to do some more of her ingenious house editing.

Ernie: What is it this time John?

John: She wants to add a greenhouse onto the garage. I told her my car and tools would rust, but she won't listen, so I'm gonna go smash that damn AI toolset terminal of hers!

by 2020+32 January 3, 2021

Town house

Passing a very strong alcoholic beverage back and forth in the back of an Uber or anyplace with your bros until it is finished

Bro let’s just town house that shit!

Oh shit, are you guys town housing that?

by Dirty Connie & The Boys August 17, 2021

Junkie House

That one house down the street that is full of junkies that aren’t supposed to be there.

Faith: Did I see your homeroom teacher walk into the junkie house yesterday?
Charlotte: Yeah, Coach Wilson Has issues.

by SunkissedRosePetal May 27, 2020

dump house

A place full of men that brings back a woman and passes them around sexually from person to person.

Hey bro we about to bring this girl back to the dump house and let her get it from all of us.

by Italy8811 April 2, 2016

house frock

A House Frock is the shabby chic of casual attire. You feel great in it and your friends silently judge you for how you’ve let yourself go while simultaneously praising you for how “you are just yourself”.

Wow Melanie! I love that adorable house frock! It looks so comfortable and I love how you don’t care and can just be you!

by Grammar polize September 21, 2019

foot house

its when your feet get cold in bed and you wrap your covers around them.

wife : my feet are cold

husband : then put your bed socks on and dont steal the covers for your foot house....

by Mathmoss August 20, 2017

House-brain

One's restricted cognitive ability that results from spending too much time indoors.

After several attempts at completing his assignment, Tadgh realised his failed efforts could be attributed to his house-brain.

by generalkrull March 23, 2020