honda

Cardboard box on wheels
Most popular ricer

Every teenage wigger drives one and thinks its the shit

wigger: YO dog that ride is the shit! Is that a roof scoop from canadian tires? DAAAAAAAMN!

by The_Dark_Side August 20, 2006

honduh

term used to refer to every stupid idiot who has a Honda. Just owning one makes them think they are the shit.

That boy has a Honduh, just like everyone has a mother.

by spd frk September 2, 2003

Double Houdini

When you're about to cum during anal sex you spit on your partner's back and when she turns around you cum onto her face; while someone was in the restroom or closet runs up and while the "partner" turns around she gets cum on her face a second time.

Jenny got a Double Houdini and you could still smell the jizz on her face.

by Annonymasal95 September 15, 2010

hoe hounding

to be all over girls that you like, not giving them any room to breathe

guy1: "yo, where's james?"
guy2: "he doesn't have time for us now, he's busy hoe hounding.. constantly up that girl's ass."

by Mitsu Mike October 8, 2006

Houdini

Normally when you take a dump, the logs congregate in the bottom of the bowl, making something of a brown pile (color depends on what you may have eaten in the past day or two). A Houdini occurs when the log comes out in such a tight stream and well aimed trajectory that it disapears directly into the toilet drain.

" I just totally pulled a houdini in the bathroom "

by mr bill bob sven December 16, 2008

Honda

Acronym for "Had One, Never Did Accelerate"

I had a car. It was a Honda.

by oldestof6 February 20, 2009

honda

A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.

Ricer: Hey, you see that hot chick over there?

Ricer friend: Yeah. She'll love my Honda Civic, the stickers alone add a million horsepower. Enough to overcome its torque deficit.

Ricer: What torque deficit?

Ricer friend: Well the only torque it makes is from the weight of the flywheel... 20Nm.

Ricer: Oh great that guy in the HG Monaro 350 just took her!

by anonysmo December 29, 2007