I walked in to the back of the bakery and saw the chef pouring his home made icing all over the donuts while he was watching his computer! He must be a pro! Talk about multitasking.
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
by Zonal K September 22, 2019
The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers
by JoeMama7978 December 24, 2020
An analog horror series made by Remy Abode.
Normally,in the episodes,the first part starts off as normal,then it slowly becomes more insane and creepy.The plot-
WARNING:SPOILERS!!!
The plot is about a mysterious planet called The Iris,which came and mutated Neptune.It is apparently the second planet in the System which has life.It is a living creature btw,and it sends down woodcrawlers which invade people’s homes,mostly homes with large families.The humans that are killed then get replaced by “Fake People”,which are shadows of people that act abnormal.Throughout the later episodes,Creatures appear in the sea and a disease also comes to Earth which spreads roots that invade areas.It is called “Deep Root Disease”,which can control an animal or human.Bulbs will appear on the skin,which will grow roots and make contact with the bone,therefore being able to spread with ease and take over the host.The host will be consumed and replaced with red fleshy roots,and at this point,they are no longer considered human.They are completely immobile,meaning they can not speak or move.They will turn into a nature’s mockery which is an alien like tree stump which spreads the disease to others.A bear also contracted the disease and mutated to a large mountain sized man eating monster,known as “The Wretch”.
Normally,in the episodes,the first part starts off as normal,then it slowly becomes more insane and creepy.The plot-
WARNING:SPOILERS!!!
The plot is about a mysterious planet called The Iris,which came and mutated Neptune.It is apparently the second planet in the System which has life.It is a living creature btw,and it sends down woodcrawlers which invade people’s homes,mostly homes with large families.The humans that are killed then get replaced by “Fake People”,which are shadows of people that act abnormal.Throughout the later episodes,Creatures appear in the sea and a disease also comes to Earth which spreads roots that invade areas.It is called “Deep Root Disease”,which can control an animal or human.Bulbs will appear on the skin,which will grow roots and make contact with the bone,therefore being able to spread with ease and take over the host.The host will be consumed and replaced with red fleshy roots,and at this point,they are no longer considered human.They are completely immobile,meaning they can not speak or move.They will turn into a nature’s mockery which is an alien like tree stump which spreads the disease to others.A bear also contracted the disease and mutated to a large mountain sized man eating monster,known as “The Wretch”.
by HalalChad April 19, 2023
After watching all DIY shows and with no renovations skills at all, you decide to tackle projects around the house. These usually end up as botched or incomplete projects from lack of skill.
by Musky94 April 26, 2015
a 'home bum's" need to shit, with nowhere to go, and not ambitions to burry it, they do it on the floor. These are normally found not too far from bum camps or bridge underpass.
by D.K.P May 05, 2020