Are you having your period?

A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.
Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?
by Shaginji May 23, 2008
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Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch
by Jsbjsbdkb March 26, 2020
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ooh i have a pocketknife

pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand
example one:

person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together

person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!

example 2:

person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!
by skskskskskskandioopandiscoop September 06, 2019
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Go commit are have stupid

“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.
by You are have stupid March 21, 2019
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Do we have homework?

That one crackhead who always reminds the teacher homework, and the whole class goes "boo" on that asshole
My Friend: Do we have homework?
Whole class: U must die.
by So you don't know what karlson October 07, 2021
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i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!
Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by youngkap February 15, 2019
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