fuse is hard

When someone has a fucked up hairline

Boy u look like fuse is hard, that nigga got the most fucked up hairline he be lookin like fuse is hard

by kps_____ August 24, 2018

Hard body

Alcoholic drink consisting of water, vodka, and lime juice

Originating from Virginia

Bartender, can I get another hard body

by shsnitzles January 6, 2021

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

by Joseph quack July 5, 2017

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend

by Frqnklin November 13, 2022

hang-hard

A well endowed guy that has a penis tip that extends past the balls in the semi-aroused to fully aroused state, hence hanging hard.

Gary: Whoa girl, your booty is looking mighty nice tonight!! You better stop tempting me cuz its getting too obvious my meat on hang-hard status!!

Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!

by BoloQ00 April 1, 2016