Skip to main content

half-glass 

v. the act of not filling someone's drink to desired amount.
"Hey bro, get me some vodka."
"Ok, here's some to start."
"What're you doing, dude!? Don't half-glass is it, fill that shit up!"

"Mom, didn't I ask for a glass of Dr. Pepper?"
"Yes, I got you that didn't I?"
"No, you half-glassed it. Can I get more?"
half-glass by I Am TheOCTOPUS February 18, 2010

Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.
I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.
Half a House by A Single Dude March 4, 2011

Half a-don 

Not a hard-on but half way there "half a-don"
Girl 1: omg thought he was fully keen never got past half a-don girl 2: well definetly wasn't don-key
Half a-don by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011

Half Gal Challenge 

A task that requires you and a partner to successful polish off a handle of any liquor through the duration of the night while not sharing any with non-competitors.
Roomate #1 :"How did you destroy the house this bad, it was just you and that one guy here last night ?"

Roomate #2 :"Half Gal Challenge Bro"
Roomate #1: "I understand"

Half Blood Prints 

Notes, highlighting, or underlining from a past reader that is found in a library book or a used textbook and helps the current reader. Like the helpful notes Harry Potter finds in his Potions textbook in the sixth book/movie.
"Man, taking notes last night took forever!"

"Not for me. I got some half blood prints up in this copy of Grapes of Wrath. Everything I needed was already highlighted."

half past fap 

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
half past fap by the engineer April 2, 2013